When trying to get an unwilling Incubus to an academy, it's is best to resort to tried and true tactics: Mow Diagrams, Puppet Shows, Surprise Attacks... and I heard something about muffins?

#481: Destiny seems to wait for working hours.
#482: A bit more tricky than what one wants on their eggs.
#483: Midnight confessionals at 8 AM.
#484: Current mood, Malicious.
#485: The general chorus of grrs.
#486: Is the cure worse than the sickness?
#487: A standoff between punchline and stubborness.
#488: Mow figures beat Stick figures anyday.
#489: Flight 1, Fight 0.
#490: The element of surprise has muffins!
#491: Understanding both sides to a debate doesn't mean you have to be serious about them.
#492: The past has a way of smacking you with an ugly stick.
#493: Watch out for them bi-polar right hooks.
#494: Friends aren't the only ones who will try to find you.
#495: It's hard to appreciate a good moral debate on an empty tummy.
#496: The universal language of violence in action.
#497: Perhaps the suspects are too narrow.
#498: Not quite a descriptive description.
#499: There is no I in team, but it is first in Important.
#500: Old dog, new tricks, same cool jazz.
#501: The truth, while realistic, is always less exciting.
#502: Have rat, will travel.
#503: Even worst times are times of ones life.
#504: Crossing the emotional spectrum in 12 seconds flat.
#505: Bringing out the welcome bat... er... mat.
#506: So tempted to make a pun around being upside down...
#507: Back to basics. Very basics.
#508: History is boring even in a fantasy world.
#509: Quick to the pointy point.
#510: This demonology 101 is brought to you by Abel's spots.
#511: Laying down the rules one step at a time.
#512: Traditionalists often fear changes.
#513: Outfit Attempt One.
#514: Outfit Attempt Two.
#515: Outfit Attempt Three.
#516: Outfit Attempt Four.
#517: Outfit Attempt Five.
#518: Just can't have nice things.
#519: Fear leads to anger...but not always from the same individual.
#520: I'm putting money on the Academy myself.
#521: Please do not stare directly into the transformation sparkles.
#522: He should watch where he points those eyes.
#523: Evil and horror have always been quite fashionable.
#524: The logic of newspapers and media strikes again.
#525: The scary part is when you find out it isn't always a prop.
#526: Before you die...you see the Ringtail.
#527: Button button, who's got the button?
#528: Making the worst of the best situation.
#529: When words fail you.
#530: The show must go on!
#531: The laws of gravity double in effect around hills, cliffs, and waterfalls.
#532: Help-to contribute to the furtherance of; promote.
#533: Vague questions leave a lot to the imagination.
#534: A winning smiles can diffuse a lot of situations.
#535: A road is made because many have walked down it before.
#536: Life is filled with dissapointment... and cookies.
#537: Its a special kind of love.
#538: Gives a new meaning to the term flaming hypocrite.
#539: Dawning realizations at bedtime.
#540: Choosing the right response can be difficult when its easy.
#541: No sense of time, no sense of sanity.
#542: Urge to make wizard of Oz parody... rising...
#543: If only all situations could be solved with a balloon decoy.
#544: All couples argue, but not all couples can summon tidal waves.
#545: Breaking up is hard to do. All those bones...
#546: Behind the scenes adventure.
#547: Being bored with interior decorating style!
#548: Fighting depression with the power of jerk.
#549: The shortest fads often are of the most complex things.
#550: You all likely knew this joke would come back to haunt Dan.
#551: Nothing makes a memory last like pain.
#552: Fastest way to a guys heart is with something pointy!
#553: I was more a shop-class kid myself.
#554: Some lessons are never learned.
#555: Answers to all those unsaid questions
#556: When the cat-brother's away.
#557: Starting off in the wrong direction...again.
#558: Why not? It works for horror movies...oh wait.
#559: Arguing in the place you are trying to infiltrate is usually a bad idea.
#560: Not really one to talk in this type of situation.
#561: Adventure around every corner, and he's stuck in the hall.
#562: From one frying pan to another.
#563: Or maybe it's that Cheetohs smell like low self-esteem.
#564: Some minds wander, some go for full on collisions.
#565: A trick in nature is often to fool predators into thinking you are toxic.
#566: Is it evil? Or just motherly?
#567: Gentlmen. Start your dominos.
#568: A joke is only as funny as the one who fell for it.
#569: Maybe he would have had a better response with waffles.
#570: He sort of asked for it by not asking for it.
#571: A rational conversation about an irrational motivation.
#572: The worst that can happen is often the last thing really thought of.
#573: Changing the subject, the time honoured tactic of avoiding conversations.
#574: Deadline for disasters.
#575: A simple solution is not always the most obvious.
#576: Good example of bad timing.
#577: Seems about the right time for a scene change!
#578: This question was only second to asking for a furry Fluffy.
#579: He did say he'd like to see it...
#580: Fa'Lina really has a bad habit of doing that.
#581: One man's tragic flashback is another ferret's cherished memory.
#582: Laws of physics matter not to ferret rage.
#583: Great for times when you don't want to say it yourself.
#584: So old school it's rather like grade school.
#585: I get the feeling they don't get along too well.
#586: Good reasons don't work well with bad girls.
#587: Sometimes pushing buttons requires a little pulling.
#588: One thing on their minds whether they like it or not.
#589: All things considered, he should have seen that coming.
#590: 9,000 years is a lot of time to learn to dodge the cliche.
#591: It's all part of the package.
#592: Feels like something out of a badly scripted comic.
#593: My worst critics are those who can duel wield mice.
#594: Well I tried at least.
#595: A bit of chance makes the best plans best.
#596: SAIA offers a wide range of elective courses a Cubi can take...
#597: Case closed, story just starting.
#598: With love, anything is possible!
#599: Not the most observational observation.
#600: Afterthoughts.
#601: Beware of monster in the closet.
#602: There are many ways to earn respect, no matter how unorthodox.
#603: All fun and games until someone is thrown across the room.
#604: What goes around comes around to a full circle.
#605: A brief stint in coincidence.
#606: Everything is better until you mention the fact.
#607: Dodger one to dodger two, do you read me?
#608: Push push push...

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