Well this is inconvenient.

#1311: Some jobs are simpler than others.
#1312: Arghle once for yes. Nrghle twice for no.
#1313: IT BEGINS.
#1314: Those who say cooking is tasty science are LIARS AND FOOLS.
#1315: Tricky to put on gift cards.
#1316: In case folks are wondering, Furrae has 3 moons.
#1317: Jyrras may have a thing for laminators.
#1318: A gift from the blackest of hearts.
#1319: But...my 10 page filler comic plans!
#1320: R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to he.
#1321: Well poopy.
#1322: When a problem comes along, you must punch it.
#1323: C'mon. Did you really think she wouldn't?
#1324: Well it is how Pip normally handles 98% of his problems.
#1325: Yay.
#1326: I'm getting too old for this twist.
#1327: #FirstFaeProblems.
#1328: No one wants to deal with customers on their lunch break.
#1328: That's a pretty impressive trick in those gloves.
#1330: Abel needs those giant hands to hold up ALL THAT TEXT.
#1331: High values. High stakes.
#1332: Also, a mythos was already charged for that coffee crime.
#1333: Divided party. Divided attention.
#1334: Jyrras in an engineer. That means he solves problems.
#1335: I guess this technically counts as a scene change.
#1336: Cue the masterpiece theatre music.
#1337: Parting shots don't always need a gun.
#1338: All part of the last minute plan.
#1339: The other shoe drops...onto the head.
#1340: The mystical land of Tra La La is nice this time of year.
#1341: Ah friendship...that excuse to do stupid reckless things...
#1342: Ferrets show 80% of their emotions via teeth.
#1343: Suspension of belief shattered.
#1344: Comfort in familiar oddity.
#1345: And there goes four hours of Pyroduck's life.
#1346: What happens in the Fae realm, stays in the Fae realm.
#1347: No can have cake. No can eat it too.
#1348: Of all the storage rooms, she had to walk into mine.
#1349: His bachelorhood is a bit of a sorespot.
#1350: Ah frig. My fourth wall has a backdoor entrance it seems.
#1351: Yep. Still enjoy making fake magazine covers too much.
#1352: Well that's one way to make a lasting impression with your boss.
#1353: It's like a holiday bonus!
#1354: And their chairs are just uncomfortable enough to make it difficult for naps.
#1355: It's magic. I ain't got to explain nuthin.
#1356: When you live for over a thousand years, it redefines long-term planning.
#1357: Dark Pegasus is not very good at touchy feely stuff, triple so on the touchy.
#1358: All the regrets.
#1359: Wing grew back in time to get hucked out of the nest.
#1360: What you don't know can sometimes really really kill you.
#1361: Science has proven blankets are the best defense against scary stuff.
#1362: Sadly Amber died doing the Escher girl pose to explain the lasso tool.
#1363: I don't know much. But I know I love you.
#1364: Woohoo! Amber will get two comics before the spots return!
#1365: Headwings are really handy at ventilation when dealing with hot headed folks.
#1366: From 400 to 14 in record time.
#1367: Don't get much cooler than that.
#1368: Next time Mab will have to use the non washable paints it seems.
#1369: Don't need to see the future to recognize things of your past.
#1370: Values are often subjective to the individual.
#1371: Destania is many things. A good storyteller is not one of them.
#1372: Busted.
#1373: She's as cold as ice. And willing to sacrifice.
#1374: Lines divide. Lines define.
#1375: Confidence is knowing the difference between if and when.
#1376: Give a fae a paintbrush and five minutes.
#1377: Jyrras built up the skill due to numerous "Keep Away" games with his sisters.
#1378: Methinks the gentleman snarks too much.
#1379: Everyone's a critic.
#1380: Not really something to exchange for store credit.
#1381: Embellishments may vary per telling of tale.
#1382: Windows are just hard-mode exits.
#1383: It's all a matter of perspective.

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