Old faces, new faces, it seems the dead can always draw a crowd. But how can Dan be expected to think on his feet when it seems the whole world is dragging him down? Guess it'll be up to the mother of all flashbacks to save this story.

#858: Nice of them to leave a note at least.
#859: I'm sure she'll get bored before she hits the water main...maybe.
#860: A litle distracted.
#861: The current record is 48 years. No, Abel did not do it.
#862: Brunches are indeed awesome.
#863: Is this foreshadowing or is this Amber stalling the storyline?
#864: Just because one can hear, it doesn't mean they listen.
#865: Some jobs should not be given to the easily distr-Ooh! Shiny!
#866: Little fast on the trigger.
#867: Who has the advantage is up to interpretation.
#868: Trying something new can sometimes mean falling for oldest tricks.
#869: Many a Cubi can be noted for their impressive wingspans.
#870: We now return you to the title storyline now in session.
#871: The best thing about enemies is you are usually not the only one they have.
#872: This is going to be a while.
#873: Going back to the moral of comic 618.
#874: Never jostle a drunken Warp-Aci...
#875: A captive audience without the cages, how rare!
#876: Look for them next to the +5 chainmail bikinis.
#877: Oh the witty dialogue of youth.
#878: Sometimes the past doesn't seem all that different.
#879: Thus a long running tradition of head-clunking begins.
#880: Not the most epic of moments.
#881: Even the universe rolls a 1 now and then.
#882: Priorities.
#883: First impressions leave a lasting dent...most of the time.
#884: Kind of an obvious first assumption.
#885: Eyes on the prize.
#886: I dont know where they got the cards...
#887: ...I guess he got it from the same place as the cards...
#888: Depends on who he asks.
#889: Obligatory reminder that this is a flashback.
#890: You all likely guessed this 10 strips ago.
#891: Amber is too sickly to come up with a title for this one.
#892: Different levels of disrespect.
#893: Equal opportunity knockout.
#894: Starting off on the wrong foot.
#895: Good for new minions, but bad in the longrun.
#896: Funny who you meet in places like this.
#897: Not much of a chance really.
#898: Admit it. It would have gotten confusing.
#899: Any dialogue longer than 6 seconds means another move action can be made.
#900: Dan does not think evil very well.
#901: Why think fast when you can avoid thinking at all.
#902: Hot heads override gut instincts.
#903: I will answer this when the shock wears out.
#904: Even worse when you are a left-handed spellcaster.
#905: It usually takes a death to really appreciate something.
#906: Just because its ancient, it doesnt mean its unique.
#907: Have boss battles taught you nothing about second forms?
#908: Exit stage right now.
#909: Meanwhile...
#910: The first thing is not always the most important thing.
#911: Can it be am fight time now?
#912: Toasty!
#913: Its not the size that matters...etc etc etc
#914: I peench.
#915: Better the second time around.
#916: Dark Pegasus uses a strange thesaurus.
#917: Anticlimatic first meeting.
#918: In case you were wondering about the lighting...
#919: Oh the hardships one faces.
#920: Probably would have been better off with the lights still off.
#921: Tense to awkward in 2 panels flat.
#922: How do I cram all that graham into 3 panels?
#923: Dark Pegasus makes it hard to come up with witty titles.
#924: Yakkity Yak. Don't talk back.
#925: You would be suprised how many creatures have more than one form.
#926: Knock knock. Whos there. Opportunity.
#927: Battlecries should only be used on battlefields.
#928: It would have made this story a lot more interesting granted.
#929: Not the best wake-up call, but effective.
#930: Both were likely honor roll students at the school of hard knocks.
#931: Yay. Ouch.
#932: Someone thinks a bit too highly of themselves Not sure which one.
#933: Not the best choice of words really.
#934: The lesson learned is not always the lesson lectured.
#935: Lets just disagree to agree.
#936: I guess he did get more than just her wings.
#937: Scenery- 234. Amber- 0.
#938: The sign says 'No Solicitors'.
#939: Smooooth.
#940: At least his definition of surprise is still spot on.
#941: Probably a very odd time at family get-togethers.
#942: Kria's sense of humour leaves something to be desired...mainly an escape route.
#943: This bodes well for the unwell.
#944: Form of gutter! Shape of Krias mind!
#945: Protip: Parents live to embarrass their kids in front of their friends.
#946: This is what I get for having a non-edible muse.
#947: And thus a new battlecry is born.
#948: Blood may be thicker, but it doesnt pay the rent.
#949: Fire. Solves. Everything.
#950: A good point of reference can often be the counter one.
#951: Lost Lake probably gets 1/5th of its income from Jyrras at this point.
#952: Bla bla bla bla.
#953: Its not lying! Its strategic conversation shifting!
#954: Shapeshifting. Making Pranks more fun in new ways!
#955: The waiting rooms practically double as buffets.
#956: If spooking was a video-game, Jyrras would be the tutorial mode.
#957: If she doesnt find you handsome, may she at least find you handy.
#958: The rare and elusive joking mood Alexsi.
#959: This is why flashbacks are considered superior.
#960: All siblings dream this scenario at some point in life.
#961: This is what we in the nerd-circles call a swift action.
#962: Awkward Moments R Us.
#963: Goes around. Comes around.
#964: Bitter fruit tends to make for crazy sundaes.
#965: Why should others get peace if one cannot rest in it themselves?
#966: Fi loves a good sammich.
#967: Thats MISTER glow rat to you!
#968: Not having a reason just means not having to explain yourself.
#969: Note quite on the same page of negotiations.
#970: Like two ships crashing in the night.
#971: Those without chemistry tend to have history.
#972: Words words words words.
#973: Didn't really teach that at Adventuring school.
#974: If you look really hard, you can sort of see a punchline.
#975: Demon parties bring an all new meaning to bringing down the house.
#976: All the best family photos can double as a lineup.
#977: QFR: I still have no clue who Caleb is.
#978: Like angry poetry in motion.
#979: Oh dear.
#980: Punching to the chase.
#981: Dramatic panel tradition lives on!
#982: Wake-up call in aisle ouch.
#983: Same words. Different minds.
#984: Family before business. Love before all.
#985: Aliph does not approve of this relationship.
#986: Hoof and mouth disease produces unpleasant side effects.
#987: New levels of maturity.
#988: Kria has had a lot of experience in identifying injuries.
#989: Multitask mind. Singletask body.
#990: Back to status quo.
#991: Nevermind. NOW back to status quo.
#992: Don't worry. He won't really do it.
#993: Someone did not press B fast enough.
#994: Just like that.
#995: Every cloud has a profitable lining.
#996: Also see subsection: Nyeh.
#997: At this time, I have gotten 27 emails asking this question.
#998: That boy. Oh boy. He's a ladykiller.
#999: Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
#1000: The grandest of entrances is often in ones head.
#1001: Objects in the mirror are larger than they appear.
#1002: Them dames. They be talkers.
#1003: Apparently the punchline escaped on this one.
#1004: Dan has a bad track record of following that advice.
#1005: Service with a soft ambient glow.
#1006: Fi's so excited. And Fi can't just hide it.
#1007: There's always time for pants!
#1008: ...yeah. I don't know the difference either.
#1009: In actuality, peeps can last longer than most canned goods.
#1010: The terms expire when you no longer do.
#1011: Jealousy rears its cute widdle head.
#1012: Plotting, Scheming, Dusting.
#1013: Round Two: FIGHT!
#1014: Krak-a-Boom!
#1015: It would be fun until the Truth or Dare.
#1016: Not the first forehead those pens have drawn on.
#1017: Warp Aci and you. A five part tutorial.
#1018: They're coming to get you Barbara...
#1019: The slide-show presentation version is still being worked on.
#1020: Warp-Aci are like couch cushions. Search them first for loose change.
#1021: Time to make a radio out of some coconuts and floss!
#1022: All the patience of a college history professor.
#1023: Some bartenders are better listeners than talkers.
#1024: I am going to need a second opinion I think.

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